(Source: fuckyeahschalke)
Drunkenness Level: Xabi Alonso
“Ooooh, confetti!”
“WHEEEEEEEEEE!”
“That’s where Iker fell cause he was SO drunk. Thank god I’m sober”
“Show me some love, man”
“What are you doing?”
“Making fangirls go crazy with my hip dance moves”
“Gimme that, you’ve had way too much to drink”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
the last one hahahahahahHAHAHAHA oh xabi, you never lose your classiness
